Thanks for stopping. Another picture…another 100 words.
“I’m not going out with you, so stop asking. And give me back my coffee.”
“Why not? I’m a good looking charming guy with a good job. Let me at least feed you.”
“Cause that’s what every woman wants, to be fed?”
“I can think of a few other things women want.” He peered across the stolen coffee cup to her cleavage.
“You’re a shit, Tim.” She couldn’t help but to laugh with the guy. “It took your dirty mind six-seconds.”
“Nothing of the sort, my mind’s been in the gutter since you bent over to fetch the coffee grinder.”
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She’s nicer than me… I would not be smiling so sweetly at a man who just stole my teeny, tiny cup of espresso right off my saucer. If it was first thing in the morning he may even be picking up his teeth!
Ha! Tim is just too lucky. One of these days he’s going to pull that on a gal who’s not already smitten. That would be fun to write. 😀
I like the banter between these two and your flash fits the picture so well.
LOL Great flash. Too many men think they’re God’s gift to women
Heh, men and the gutter.
I like Tim, no muss, no fuss, no bull shit – straight to the point. I bet that scene happens in offices all around the country every single day. By the way, I don’t think his mind is in the gutter, he did say he’d feed her, he could have said he’d eat her. Now that would have been in the gutter. Well done SJ.
Fun post! I can see him trying this with her every day until she gives in. Sometimes flattery gets you everywhere. 🙂